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“Jeremy Grey: We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused at the thought of marriage that they’ll throw their inhibitions to the wind.
John Beckwith: And who will be there to catch them?
Jeremy Grey: Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal! What do you like better, Christmas or Wedding Season?”
Those of you who are “Wedding Crasher” fans will immediately recognize the above quote. I couldn’t help but think of this quote on Saturday because it would be the conclusion to my own wedding season. I have attended four this year. In fact, I’ve gone to more weddings this year then I have in my entire life. Of course, I have been fired up about attending each one, assuming that they would be the perfect grounds for a pick up artist. With all the excitement, emotions and hilarious wedding toasts, one would think it’s the ultimate PUA playground. Unfortunately, after concluding the season, I have come up with some disappointing results.
Yes, it is true that women attending weddings seem to get aroused at the thought of marriage and throw their inhibitions to the wind. And though this is ideal for sarging these women, it is not ideal when most of them bring dates! This is the main problem I have encountered at the four weddings I have attended. Almost all of the wedding guests had dates or were part of a couple. So, when the women start getting all horny, the horniness isn’t directed towards the single guys, it is directed towards their dates.
Naturally, one could try picking up a girl with a date using some AMOG tactics, which I did try on Saturday. I was attempting to attract and flirt with the bride’s maid, who had also brought her boyfriend. The boyfriend was clearly a supplicating fool so there was a chance to succeed.
One thing I recognized is that AMOGing at a wedding has to be very very very subtle or else you will look like the biggest asshole in the world in front of all of your friends. There is certainly a fine line that one needs to walk in this situation.
This is what happened. I would flirt with the bridesmaid at random intervals throughout the night, mostly when her boyfriend was not with her. I’d get her laughing and get some kino but whenever things would start to progress the boyfriend would always show up. I’d play it cool and be friendly with him, even though I think he suspected my intentions.
Towards the end of the night I decided not to push the sarging any further and aborted the whole plan. There weren’t many other viable HBs to hit on at this particular wedding so I just started dancing with everyone and ended up having a blast for the remainder of the night. Really, weddings are all about having fun anyways so it all worked out.
There is a lesson to be learned here. Originally my wedding strategy was not to bring a date based on the thinking, “it’s like bringing sand to the beach”. This turned out to be a false analogy. The new strategy, which is to bring a date, would be more like the concept of “throwing more wood on the fire”;)
I’d be interested in hearing other people’s advice and/or success stories while sarging weddings.